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Campaign Diary Book Review

Well, it’s very Cuomo, right? Or as Jimmy Vielkind would say, “Cuomonian.” “All Things Possible” hits bookshelves this week.

The book is written distinctly in Cuomo’s voice. It sounds like one of his speeches, or an epic news conference at the State Capitol. You can almost hear him saying the words as you read. It sounds like he talked about his life for hours into a recording device, then those stories and anecdotes were transcribed into a well organized political memoir.

At times it is brutally honest, but also surprisingly tone deaf. Like the passage about Cuomo’s life lesson taken from a harrowing experience he had at the helm of his family’s 33-foot yacht while trying to navigate through foggy waters off New England’s coast.

Even the bad experiences feel like they are lacking in any real emotional connection. He explains his divorce from Kerry Kennedy in a stark but detached way. Almost like he is describing things that happened to someone else. That wasn’t just a divorce, it was a tabloid nightmare. And whatever your opinion of Andrew Cuomo, anybody who knows him ( even tangentially ) can understand how awful that must have been for him personally. Ten years hence, this would have been a good opportunity to explain in a little more detail how he felt during that time, and what it must be like to wind up on the wrong end of our tabloid feeding frenzy. There might even be a lot of people out there who feel Cuomo was treated very unfairly. He’ll never know unless he opens up, and he chooses not to do that here.

The same can be said about his description of dropping out of the 2002 Democratic Primary.

As I stood onstage, I felt my last bit of dignity drain out.

That’s about as emotional as it gets, folks.

There are some upsides too. His poignant recounting of time spent with his daughters after the divorce is quite touching and sincere ( although he concludes with “I thought I was helping them, but it turned out they were helping me.” Ugh. Somebody please call the cliche’ police ).  So is the ( very short ) passage about meeting Sandra Lee, the woman who helped him put the pieces back together after his setbacks.

As for laying the groundwork for his enemies to dance on his political grave in 2002, Cuomo offers some valuable insight, even if much of it reads like a rationalization. He recalls being tasked with firing holdovers from Hugh Carey’s Administration when his father took office in 1983. Many had thought their jobs were safe since it was a Democrat transitioning to a fellow Democrat.

The newly unemployed didn’t lash out at my father. They blamed the messenger. The Albany media dubbed me “Prince of Darkness,” “Darth Vader,” and Mario’s “hatchet man.”

Cuomo then draws some questionable conclusions about his inability to make traction in the race for Governor the first time out,

This country doesn’t like political dynasties.

Uh, really? That actually sounds a bit laughable in the age of Bush and Clinton, and it’s even stranger coming from the man who married a Kennedy.

Cuomo definitely has a “Maverick” complex, and I say that with sympathy, not snark. It’s like every time he goes up there he is flying against a ghost. It’s hard to follow in Mario Cuomo’s footsteps. But what Mario lacked, Andrew has. particularly when it comes to dealmaking and getting what you want from people. It’s hard to write about that, but that’s also something people want to know more about. Small digression since I referenced “Top Gun.” Have you noticed that Tom Cruise is now so old that we can no longer accept him as an action hero on present day earth? All his movies lately need to be set in the future or on some other planet because we have stopped relating to him as a leading man here in the 21st century. Kinda sad, but also funny.

The section on the gay marriage vote in 2011 is probably the highlight of the book. It’s a very interesting insider’s account of what happened, and it sets up the march to that historic vote with page turning suspense and drama. Cuomo claims he had no idea how Buffalo Senator Mark Grisanti would even vote until they opened up the machines that night on the final day of the session. The Republican Senator ultimately voted in the affirmative.

Then there are other wonky things I wanted to hear more about, like the “Troopergate” report he wrote as Attorney General that exonerated Joe Bruno and undermined the Governorship of Eliot Spitzer. Cuomo dedicates all of three pages to this.

Coupla other notes…Cuomo uses the phrase “man of the house” one time too many times, particularly as he criss-crosses the state this month on the Women’s Equality Express tour. And it wouldn’t be a Cuomo presentation without more than one reference to the Erie Canal, a triumph of engineering that the Governor likes to point to in his speeches. The book doesn’t disappoint here.

Throughout the book, Cuomo writes about the miniature stone castles his grandfather had built in their backyard. At one point he goes to rescue them from the people who bought his old house. The castles almost seem like a metaphor for Cuomo being the Prince of New York. The anointed son. And anyone who feels Cuomo has an inflated sense of entitlement will probably not have that notion debunked by this book.

Finally, and this is just a personal pet peeve of mine…Cuomo ends the book with “This is what makes all things possible.” It drives me nuts when characters in movies or books actually say the title. It just seems so lazy and obvious. It should be inferred. The classic 2010 comedy “Hot Tub Time Machine” does a great mockup of this when Craig Robinson looks directly into the camera early in the film and explains that what they have stumbled on must be “some kind of Hot Tub Time Machine.” The camera lingers for a half beat to make sure you get the joke. And that my friends, concludes my “campaign diary book review.”

Senate Math

“The only poll that matters is the one on election day.”

-Every candidate who has ever been down in a poll prior to election day

When Republican Senator Mark Grisanti lost his primary last month, the electoral map was looking good for Democrats. But then this happened. Followed by this, and suddenly the math for Democrats retaking the State Senate just became a lot more difficult. Democrats will have to hold their seats in the Hudson Valley, and pick up seats in Buffalo and on Long Island, the latter also now looking more challenging. So, what does that mean? Well, for one it means Democrats should not be eyeing better office space at the Capitol just yet.

Sometimes when I do a wonky or boring story, I swear that I can hear the sound of television sets turning off all over New York City. I probably can’t actually hear that, right? But sometimes it feels like I can. Democrats would do well to hear the discontent out there, even if the read on those polls is a little more nuanced and complicated. Some believe all the talk about de Blasio and the New York City agenda taking over the state government may have scared some people into the waiting arms of Republicans who will stand up for putting the brakes on bold or aggressive ideas.

Others say it’s still too early to really get a read on what’s happening in some of those races.

“We are not too worried about it,” says Democrat Mike Gianaris of Queens. “Our own internal numbers are better,” he added.

“Can I see them?” I asked.

“No,” he replied.

Gianaris went on to say that he and fellow Democrats believe the science of the Siena poll leads them to question it’s accuracy. Democrats are only now getting started with direct mail and ads, and Republicans have been at it for weeks. When I asked if Denenberg dropping out was an unexpected blow, Gianaris said the Denenberg development was “not good for us, but Grisanti losing his primary was also a surprise.” One door closes another one opens, I suppose. I used to communicate entirely in cliche’s a lot more often. I should really start that up again.

Republicans ( as you might imagine ) have a very different read on what is happening in the Hudson Valley. Republican Senate Conference Leader Dean Skelos issued a statement Monday which read,

This is shaping up to be an extraordinary year for Senate Republicans and we are going to win a clear majority. Every objective measure, including the five Siena College polls released to date, continues to overwhelmingly bear that out




Those Emails

Governor Cuomo may not have used the word “negotiate” when explaining how the two campaigns will accept debate terms, but he did say they were “working it out.” Below is the email exchange between Astorino Campaign Manager Mike Lawler and Cuomo Campaign Manager Joe Percoco leading up to what amounts to a unilateral decision by team Cuomo. I did Joe a solid and blocked out his personal address. Because in the words of the great Peter Cetera, “I am a man. Who will fight. For your honor.”

From: Mike Lawler

Sent: Thursday, September 18, 2014 11:18 AM

To: perc

Subject: Cuomo/Astorino Debate(s)


I hope this email finds you doing well.

Following up on the Governor’s comments that he expects to debate County Executive Astorino and per my August 26th correspondence to you (see attached), I’d like to discuss the debate schedule and format.

As the County Executive has stated on numerous occasions, and as mentioned in the letter, we would like to have 8 regional debates, so that the voters across New York can hear from the Governor and the County Executive about the issues affecting our state and each of their proposed solutions.

To date, we have received, as I’m sure you have as well, 5 official offers to host a debate between Governor Cuomo, County Executive Astorino, and in some instances Mr. Hawkins.  They are as follows:

1)      NY1/Time Warner Cable/News 12

2)      WABC7/Univision/NY Daily News/League of Women Voters

3)      CBS6 Albany and Sinclair Broadcasting Group sister stations (WHAM-ABC in Rochester; WSTM-NBC, WSTQ-CW, and WTVH-CBS in Syracuse; and WUTV-FOX in Buffalo

4)      FiOS-1

5)      Association of Public Broadcasting Stations of New York (WMHT-Albany; WSKG-Binghamton; WNED-Buffalo; WNET-New York City; WCFE-Plattsburgh; WXXI-Rochester; WCNY-Syracuse; WPBS-Watertown

We have officially accepted all 5 invitations and hope that Governor Cuomo and the campaign will join us in doing so.

Please let me know a time convenient for you, so that we may speak directly to work out the details.

Thank you for your time and attention on this important matter.

Best regards,


Michael Lawler

Campaign Manager

Astorino For Governor

———————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————-From: perc

Sent: Friday, September 19, 2014 9:51 PM

To: Mike Lawler

Subject: Re: Cuomo/Astorino Debate


Mike: Great to meet you although via email. ‎ I  got the invites let me go through them and I will get back to you. Thanks and have a good weekend.



From: Mike Lawler

Sent: Tuesday, September 23, 2014 5:48 PM

To: perc

Subject: RE: Cuomo/Astorino Debate(s)

Joe –

Hope all is well.  Just wanted to follow up with you and see where you guys are at.




On Sep 25, 2014, at 7:27 PM, “perc wrote:


Sorry for delayed response. Still working out dates. Will get back to you shortly. Thx



From: Mike Lawler

Sent: Thursday, September 25, 2014 9:41 PM

To: perc

Subject: Re: Cuomo/Astorino Debate(s)


No problem. Is there a time tomorrow we can speak via phone and discuss?

Michael Lawler

Campaign Manager

Astorino For Governor


Sent: Saturday, September 27, 2014 12:52 PM
To: Mike Lawler
Subject: Re: Cuomo/Astorino Debate(s)



We are accepting‎ debates today and announcing shortly. Will send you release asap. Thanks


So basically, they found out roughly when we found out. On a Saturday. While the Governor was in Afghanistan.
End scene.


On Groundhogs…

The suggestion that Mayor de Blasio may have had a hand in a groundhog’s death brought gags and smirks across the city. Nothing was funny about a groundhog losing her life, but watching the story unfold in the press was, let’s face it, amusing. You know who didn’t have a sense of humor about it ( besides Charlotte the groundhog )? Mayor de Blasio, who coolly shook off reporter’s somewhat tongue-in-cheek questions about it Monday. There is of course some irony in a Mayor who championed the rights of horses somehow being implicated in such an awful accident involving an animal.

But let me propose an unpopular idea…maybe it’s time to give up Groundhog Day all together. Groundhogs, after all, are not meant to be handled by humans. They are wild animals. They have not been domesticated like other rodents such as gerbils and guinea pigs. One need only look back to 2009 when Staten Island Chuck bit Mayor Bloomberg as evidence these creatures aren’t exactly in on our joke about the future of foul weather.

In fact, one could argue that because the groundhog bit the Mayor, de Blasio was forced to wear those awkwardly big and unruly gloves which may have contributed to him losing grip of the slippery groundhog.

Bloomberg getting bitten was another somewhat funny groundhog story, but when you think about it, it really wasn’t. This poor groundhog gets hoisted up by a bunch of menacing-looking humans as part of some bizarre ritual dating back to the 19th century. I could sit here and run off the history of Groundhog Day, and how it dates back to German-American Traditions in Eastern Pnensylvania, but who cares?!?! I mean, honestly. Is this really something that needs to be done every year?

Let’s think about it carefully. On February 2nd, a bunch of men in top hats hoist a Groundhog out of his cage to check whether or not he sees his shadow. legend has it, that if the groundhog sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter persist. Ok, for starters there are always at least six more weeks of winter on February 2nd. Even before the polar vortex, the weather in March was usually pretty unbearable. So, six weeks of winter would actually be a welcomed gift, meaning the legend really has no basis in fact. Besides, we are all getting a little too sophisticated for silly superstitions. Especially in the age of instantaneous web searches and Wikipedia.

Finally, the Staten Island tradition only dates back to 1981. So, it’s not like we’d be throwing out some grand ritual dating back to the last ice age that the Lenape Indians first practiced on the land masses that comprise the five boroughs. It’s something we co-opted from Pennsylvania. So Why don’t we just let our friends in Punxsutawney be the ones to keep the antiquated tradition alive? If TV stations are desperate for a groundhog story on February 2nd, I am sure they can figure out a way to get the satellite feed from our neighbor to the west.

The 1993 film “Groundhog Day” really has become the authority on this anachronistic practice. The very premise of the film is a cliche in politics and pretty much everywhere else. I’m picturing politicians grandstanding on the House floor or in some state legislature complaining about a debate they’ve had before saying things like, “It’s like Groundhog’s day all over again!”

The subtext to that movie, and yet another reason why the “holiday” should be retired once and for all, is that Groundhog Day is ridiculous. Period.

So, why don’t we give it rest for now. At least here in New York City, since from now on it’ll always end up as a joke or a scandal. We’ve officially reached the no-turning-back point. I assure you the groundhogs will get over it.


Campaign Diary

The advisory came down Friday afternoon at about 1:45 pm for a 2:15 event. I actually missed it initially because I was in the bathroom fixing my hair ( which is something I never ever do, so why don’t you stop judging me?!? ). I raced down the halls of NY1, grabbed a camera and tore out the door running top speed down 15th street to grab the downtown A train. Governor Cuomo was set to ride the subway from the World Trade Center up to Penn station. I just needed to catch him on the platform before he left the station.

When I pulled into World Trade, I saw that they hadn’t left yet. We did a quick avail, walked the entire length of the station. Went outside. Did another avail, then went back downstairs and walked the entire length of the station a second time. Apparently we needed to board the *last* car on the train. Not the first one, and absolutely not one in the middle. Does everything happen for a reason? Tough to say. But who should be sitting quietly ( which is rare for him ) in that last car but comedian/activist Randy Credico, who’d recently lost his Democratic primary challenge against the Governor.

Randy jumped up to shake Cuomo’s hand. “You look good, Randy,” Cuomo said. “So do you,” Randy answered. What followed next was a quick period of uncertainty. Is this a setup? Are we being punk’d? Cuomo turned to the handful of reporters tailing him ( myself, Azi from Capital, Erin from the Daily News and Jillian from the Observer ) and half smiled as he shook his head in disbelief. His expression spoke volumes. It was a “can you believe this? Only in New York City” look. Cuomo’s handlers were dumbfounded. So were the rest of us. But soon ( and this all happened in a matter of minutes ) it became clear to all of us that this was one of those quintessential New York moments, and it was hilarious. For once, we were all in on the same joke, including Randy.

It’s the kind of thing that happens far more frequently than the statistics would suggest it should in this city. In fact, over the course of a lifetime here, it happens all the time. You choose an unorthodox route somewhere one day and bump into an old friend, a former acquaintance or even an ex-girfriend. New York songwriter Paul Simon actually wrote a song about this. He bumps into his old girlfriend on the street one night, I think it was outside the old West End Gate up near Columbia ( Although I mighta made that last part up ). But they go back inside to drink beer and catch up and sure enough she is still crazy after all these years. A reminder why they might have stopped seeing each other on purpose in the first place. Of course that doesn’t mean it isn’t great to see that person again, seemingly by chance.

Randy did a brief Governor impression in full Cuomo voice. Went over a bit awkwardly. Those of us who go way back with Randy can attest to the fact that his best impression remains Rudy Giuliani. He used to do it at the height of all those police brutality scandals in the mid-90s, and it was comic relief for an ugly situation. Turns out Cuomo and Credico also have some history.

They teamed up in 2003 to urge repeal of the Rockefeller drug laws. A year later their goal was partly realized when Governor Pataki signed the Drug Law Reform Act, which greatly reduced mandatory sentencing guidelines. Although It was not until 2009 that mandatory minimums were eliminated all together for non-violent drug offenses. But make no mistake that Cuomo, Credico and Hip-Hop mogul Russell Simmons ( of all people ) played a big part in their demise. Even rapper 50 Cent was in on the action ( although peripherally ). And that was long before he sampled me in his rap song.

Sometimes a chance run-in is a good opportunity to reminisce about old times. I’m reminded of the song where Billy Joel sits down with an old friend in an Italian restaurant and after some small talk they fondly begin to recall the characters of their youth. Or Philip Roth who brilliantly writes in “American Pastoral” about running into the guy they used to call “the Swede” outside Shea Stadium. The Swede can’t quite bring himself to talk about the problem with his daughter, but then the narrator unravels the story which begins in their old neighborhood near Weequahic Park in Newark.

At last, the train pulled into Randy’s station and he leaped up to exit. Posed for a quick picture with Cuomo. Then dashed out into the crowd. After he left, Cuomo explained his work with Randy all those years ago and praised Credico as someone who has been active and around politics a long time. I guess Sometimes that happens. People head off in very different directions in life, but every now and then their paths cross again. For one reason or another.


This weekend we were informed that Governor Cuomo would be traveling to Afghanistan. Scratch that, he’d already left. He was accompanied by a small delegation of of Governors. Turns out three of those four governors ( including Cuomo ) are up for re-election this year. At 9:30 Sunday morning we got a press release from Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver “Commending” Governor Cuomo for his trip overseas. A few hours later we got another press release, this time from Senate Co-Leader Jeff Klein, also praising the Governor. I kept waiting for Dean Skelos’ release to arrive, but alas, it never did. If it had, Cuomo would have achieved a rare feat affectionately known as The Triple Lindy.

The Diaz Factor

Senator Ruben Diaz of the Bronx had a busy day yesterday. According to the good reverend, he fielded three separate phone calls from Team Cuomo. First it was Secretary of State Cesar Perales, then it was Cuomo confidante Joe Percoco, and finally the Governor himself dialed the Senator. The issue is an impending rally and endorsement for Cuomo’s Opponent in the Governor’s race, Rob Astorino. Diaz hasn’t committed to go with Astorino yet, but he is planning on hosting him in The Bronx sometime next month. And by “next month” I mean before the election.

The Cuomo camp ( as you might imagine ) is not thrilled about this. Hence the three phone calls. Question: Do you know who doesn’t have much sway with Reverend Diaz? Answer: Democrats.

This morning, Diaz invited Republican Attorney General candidate John Cahill to speak to his congregation in the Bronx. It wasn’t quite an endorsement, but it certainly looked like that as the two men laughed and slapped each other on the back. Cahill recently submitted poll data to the Board of Elections that shows a tighter-than-expected race. Cahill is behind Attorney General Eric Schneiderman by only seven points, which is significant considering Schneiderman has been in office for four years. So, every little bit of help for Cahill can make a difference in the race.

But back to the Reverend and the Governor. Earlier this month, Capital reported that Diaz and Cuomo had lunch. The Governor has been trying to avoid Diaz’s endorsement of his opponent, but he did the one thing Diaz cannot tolerate. Diaz is adamantly pro-life, and Cuomo recently went all-in with his campaign to get the Women’s Equality Agenda passed. The 10-point plan includes an abortion component. Republicans in the Senate refused to approve that tenth plank, but voted for nine others. Cuomo and his running mate Kathy Hochul are now trying to get all candidates running for state office in New York to sign a pledge to support the full ten point plan. They have even recruited Former City Council Speaker Christine Quinn to spearhead the effort. It’s actually nice to see Quinn back in action. She enjoys the work and genuinely enjoys being around people. But Diaz is having none of it. And as a result Cuomo could end up angrily on the sidelines when Diaz endorses his opponent.

There are a lot of theories on why Cuomo went so big on the Women’s Equality Agenda. He even started a new party! Clearly the first answer is that it was Cuomo’s bill, and he believes in it. But the issue also polls well in New York State, and it’s an easy way to wedge Republicans who are less-than-eager to cast a vote – any vote at all – on a controversial issue like abortion. People who feel strongly about this issue on either side will punish them at the polls one way or another. Dean Skelos wouldn’t even bring it to the floor last year. It took Senate Independent Conference Jeff Klein to force the issue with a hostile amendment. During the debate Diaz made an impassioned plea against the bill, which ultimately failed. He thought he had won. But now, the issue is coming back.

Another thought about why Cuomo started a new party around this issue is that he wants to pull votes away from the Working Families Party, which made him dance for their endorsement in May. Finally, in order to get that endorsement, Cuomo pledged to help elect a Democratic Senate, and by forcing a pledge to support a pro-choice bill, one could make the argument that he is helping all Democrats running for office including Senators and Senate Candidates. But with all this talk about the necessity of a Democratic Senate, people seem to forget that not every Democrat votes with conference, which means a Senate takeover could prove even more frustrating. Just ask Rev. Diaz.


My Trip to Long Island

Sometimes I think Eric Schneiderman must be running for President. He certainly acts like he is at times. Oddly inaccessible all summer, then comes out a week after the primary to launch his general election campaign at several different stops across the state. He was in Manhattan on Sunday, followed by Buffalo, and then two stops on Long Island today.

This morning I decided to take a drive out to Hauppague in Suffolk County. Schneiderman’s launch was in the back parking lot of the IBEW union hall. I got to the location a little early, so I decided to grab lunch next door at the local Bertucci’s. It’s like the Olive Garden ( all you can eat breadsticks! ) only with a heavier emphasis on brick oven pizza. It was quite delicious, and I ate quickly as Sheila my server told me in great detail about her son who lives in Brooklyn. I then headed next door and set up my camera for the anticipated announcement.

Schneiderman was flanked by the Democratic machine of Suffolk. After a warm introduction, he offered a laundry list of his accomplishments. Schneiderman’s opponent John Cahill has repeatedly made the case that The Attorney General doesn’t have much of a record to run on, and has very little to show for his four years in office. Schneiderman spoke for about ten minutes, then refused to do a gaggle, and instead took only three questions from the podium. One of them ( of course ) was about the Moreland Commission. Schneiderman said,

I am working with several federal prosecutors on this. Some of them relate to leads developed by the Moreland Commission, some of them relate to the conduct of the Moreland Commission. But it would be completely inappropriate for me to comment on something that is the subject of a criminal probe.

I would have stuck around for more, but after that question and answer the show pretty much came to an abrupt halt. Schneiderman did say that he expects at least one debate with Cahill. So, the long and short of it was that I got more or less what I needed for the story. And in the car on the way back to the city I got to hear “Pour Some Sugar on Me” on the radio, which was just fantastic.


One other note from the Monday security briefing…did anyone else notice how many times Mayor de Blasio hugged Chris Christie? I counted twice, but worry that I might have missed a third. I guess bro-hugs between politicians are like martinis – one’s not enough, but three is too many. I’m just disappointed none of us got the chance to hear Governor Cuomo pronounce the word, “Laguardia.”


The Special Relationship

It’s hard not to view everything the Governor does lately through the prism of politics. He’s up for re-election this fall, even though he steadfastly avoided campaign events this summer despite his primary election on September 9th, opting instead to stick with official duties befitting the Governor of the great State of New York. The message was unmistakable, “Primary?! What primary?! I have a state to run. Take your politics somewhere else, good sir.”

The result, of course, was lots of coverage of Cuomo’s opponent Zephyr Teachout, who may not have garnered that kind of attention if reporters had more Cuomo events to cover. Ya gotta feed the beast, after all, and at least Teachout was out doing *something* every day. Pundits can debate whether or not Cuomo’s primary strategy helped or hurt him. In Buffalo last week Cuomo scoffed at the notion that failure to debate or acknowledge his opponent had anything to do with Teachout nabbing a better-than-expected 34%. Instead he blamed the low turnout, and the notion that most people weren’t terribly motivated to vote in the primary. The jury is still out on that one, but make no mistake, that strategy is out the window for the general election. The Governor is looking forward to drawing a contrast between himself and Republican Rob Astorino, believing that the demographics and pschyographics of New York State are decidedly on his side. He may also be right about that. We shall see.

So there Cuomo was yesterday…at a security summit with the head of the Republicans Governors Association. Cuomo and Christie supposedly decided to get together last week during the 9/11 ceremonies. Cuomo has been trying to get Christie to appear next to him for months, and seemed to finally get his wish. Ostensibly, the meeting was about regional security but Christie was so late to that meeting, he almost missed the photo op, which gives you a sense of how pressing it must have been for him. The two Governors then only met for about an hour, and wound up doing the press conference a full 45 minutes early.

At one point, I asked Christie about foreign policy. Specifically, whether more needs to be done overseas to mitigate the threat at home. Christie recently said the America would have fared better under a Mitt Romney Administration. So, does that also apply to President Obama’s Mideast policy or lack thereof? Christie quickly dismissed the question as “off topic.” And as he did so, Cuomo quietly led a solo “slow clap.” Cuomo might as well have punched Christie in the shoulder and whispered, “Ha! Good one, Chris!”

Was the question totally on topic? In fairness, not exactly. But was it related? You bet. Especially since the the whole premise of the security meeting was to re-evelaute security procedures now that the threat from Iraq and Syria has increased. It’s not like I asked about Bridgegate ( although someone probably should have ). I’m also not a huge fan of politicians telling us what we can ask them. That’s a relatively new development that harkens back to the Communist Politburo. I am reminded of that famous scene from “Caddyshack” where Danny Noonan asks Ty Webb for advice on the golf course, “Oh, Danny, this isn’t Russia. Is this Russia? This isn’t Russia, is it? I didn’t think so.” ( I still maintain that Ted Knight deserved an academy award for his performance in that movie )

The backdrop to all of this, of course, is Christie’s refusal to help the campaign of Republican Rob Astorino. Considering it is Christie’s job to get Republican Governors elected across the country, his giving Astorino the Heisman is all the more peculiar. And Cuomo appearing at Christie’s side in the midst of this campaign really gives Cuomo a boost, as he jabs the stick directly into Astorino’s eye.

So, was the meeting about security? I’m sure it was. But there was also a subtext.

I have a friend who makes a very compelling argument that the moon landing was a fake. I’m not saying I agree with him, but the argument makes a lot of sense in the larger context of things not always being exactly what we are told they are.

Campaign Diary

Sometimes I am convinced I have a condition called “Reverse Body Dysmorphic Disorder.” I look in the mirror and think, “OK, you look fine.” Then I see a photograph of myself later and I am like, “Hey who is that fat guy?!? Oh, wait…it’s me.” I bring this up because the Cuomo/Hochul team seems convinced they have nothing to worry about Tuesday. And for all I know, they don’t. They certainly project confidence wherever they go. Kathy Hochul, who is running for Lieutenant Governor on the Cuomo ticket has even gone so far as to tell the press to “take a peek” on primary day if we ask questions about her opponent Tim Wu possibly having momentum.  I guess that means when we take a look tomorrow she will have already won, or something. Come to think of it, I actually don’t really know what “take a peek” means exactly. But it sounds like she is not lacking for confidence about her chances. Sources who have worked with her claim she has been adamant about not taking advice out on the campiagn trail and telling handlers she knows what to say, thank you very much. Hochul has also pointed out that she has run in four separate elections in the last five years, but it’s important to note that she lost the big one which was in 2012 with Obama at the top of the ticket. A veteran of campaigns? No doubt. A veteran Congresswoman? Not exactly.

And why do we still have no idea where any of them are going to be on Primary night? It’s a bit strange, if you want to know the truth. If It’s a planned victory party, it would stand to reason that they will all be somewhere together as a united ticket going into the general.

After staying on the sidelines through much of this primary a certain Governor of ours was out in force over the weekend. Not sure who I mean since we have seen so little of him? I’ll give you a hint…his name rhymes with “Landrew Shwomo.” The Governor was in the Riverdale section of the Bronx yesterday for a campaign rally to promote Senate Co-Leader Jeff Klein. During the Q and A with reporters, inevitably the topic turned to control of the State Senate and both Klein and the Governor explained that the alliance between Klein and the Republicans is not what prevented progressive legislation from passing. It’s the fact that Senate Democrats don’t have the votes on certain issues, such as abortion. Klein made the point afterwards that if the new Democratic Majority takes shape as planned next year, it’s going to be him and the Governor constantly working the phones to win a handful of Republican votes on key issues, since the Republican conference will be disinclined to help the Democrats govern if they lose power. Senator Diane Savino ( D- Staten island ) was also at the event yesterday and when I ran into her out in the parking lot she proceeded to reiterate that Democrats don’t always have the votes. It’s fair to say she feels very strongly about this, and when I nod my head and tell her it’s a fair point, She argues even more ( It’s fine, I actually rather enjoy it ).

My day Sunday began in Brooklyn, where Zephyr Teachout spoke a Crown Heights Church service. Not sure where Tim Wu was. Perhaps he was getting coffee ( that’s an inside joke ). But as I was waiting for Teachout, a volunteer handed out her literature in front of the church. When someone heading into the service informed the volunteer that he was likely voting for Cuomo’s running mate, Hochul, the volunteer simply stared at the man for an uncomfortable second then said one simple word, “Shmokal.” conversation over.

When Teachout arrived she was surprised to learn that Conservative Party Chairman Mike Long was urging Democrats to vote for her instead of Cuomo. She didn’t actually seem particularly psyched about this at all, adding that she sincerely doubts Democratic Primary voters will take their cues from the State Conservative party. Touche’ Zephyr.

It’s been a wild week out on the trail, and tomorrow is the culmination of everyone’s hard work. Hopefully no one will be shocked when they realize they haven’t been seeing themselves as clearly as they thought when they look into the mirror.

Along the Parade Route

On Labor Day, people in the news like to use cliche’s like, “this represents the unofficial close of summer.” It’s unofficial of course, because the summer technically hangs around for another few weeks, but it’s an overused cliche’ for good reason since vacations end, school begins and many public pools and beaches close up.

In New York City, one could also say the Labor Day parade along Eastern Parkway in Brooklyn represents the unofficial kickoff of the fall campaigns. Elected officials, particularly those who are standing for re-election, make the ( often sweaty ) march from Lincoln Terrace Park to Grand Army Plaza. It’s a distance of about two-and-half-miles, so you can imagine the disappointment of the press corps Monday when we learned that Governor Cuomo would be doing his press availability after we’d marched the full route with him. I just tried to keep up with the Armada of SUV’s that rolled along in front of us. Picture Clint Eastwood from “In the Line of Fire” to get a mental picture.

Cuomo has done very few campaign events ( if any ) all summer. In fact, I haven’t received a campaign schedule for him since the conventions last May. That’s a little weird, come to think of it. Even during Monday’s parade he was there in his official capacity as Governor. But there Cuomo was in full campaign mode. To continue with the theme of overused cliche’s, the Governor had a “spring in his step.” He was criss-crossing the Parkway shaking hands and posing for pictures with parade watchers who lined up on either side of the parkway. With his glistening curly locks, He looked a little like Dennis De Young at a Styx Concert circa 1976…playing to the crowd, and the crowd was eating it up. It’s funny, Cuomo doesn’t often do the hand shaking and crowd mingling but when he does, he is actually quite good at it.

Another person worth watching in the political fishbowl of the parade route was Tim Wu. Once considered an afterthought to Zephyr Teachout’s insurgent campaign for Governor, Wu has emerged as a potentially much bigger thorn in Cuomo’s side. I remember the first time I met Tim Wu…we were in Albany and he and Teachout were going to hold their first joint press conference before the LCA. Wu was headed to Legislative Office Building, and didn’t know his way around. Since I was walking in that direction ( for his press conference ), someone asked me to lead Wu over there. The avail was set to start at 9:30, and we got into the elevator at roughly 9:35. When the doors closed, Wu and the two people accompanying him held a brief discussion and came to a collective decision to go get coffee first, at which point Wu looked at me and asked with complete sincerity, “Do we have time to get coffee?”

But a lot has changed since then. And Wu could very well end up in a competitive race with Cuomo’s running mate Kathy Hochul. Wu attended the breakfast before the parade where he posed for pictures with Police Commissioner William Bratton, then chatted up Public Advocate Tish James before the start of the parade. He even told me that he met Cuomo, but Cuomo sorta walked away when he asked about debates.

Towards the end of the parade, marchers start to reach some of the more gentrified areas of Crown Heights closer to Grand Army Plaza. As Cuomo’s float approached these blocks the music blaring out of the speakers switched from calypso music to far more recognizable 90s reggae. You could see the looks of recognition and approval spreading over the faces in the crowd as “Murder She Wrote” struck a chord with the new audience. “Hey, I know this song! That DJ guy in college used to spin this every Thursday night in the dorm party we’d go to!”

Politicians at parades always walk a fine line between enthusiastic participation and awkwardly trying to fit in. But, nothing quite takes the cake with a combination of those two as this scene from last year. The bottom line is Cuomo still has pretty good standing with traditional Democratic voters, and to invoke yet a final cliche’ that is not very surprising since “the apple does not fall far from the tree.”